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“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.” – John Steinbeck

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    The 40 year old McDonalds drive-thru cashier saw Beatrix. A huge smile crawled across his face. He’s beaming.

    Him: Oh!! A BABY!!

    He leans out the window to see her, he waves at her enthusiastically, it’s honest.

    Him: Hello little girl! HELLO!

    He isn’t handicapped, he’s just into the baby, I…

    Posted on June 14, 2010 via eject with 111 notes

    Source: kellyoxford

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      followed Kelly Oxford
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      this story hit home.
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      should read this. Remember...lucky you are. And Kelly Oxford, you’re not
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      day that you even had...conversation with...kids. Now go...
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