Try to think of it as an adventure... | eject: I'm such an asshole

Newer

Older

eject: I'm such an asshole

The 40 year old McDonalds drive-thru cashier saw Beatrix. A huge smile crawled across his face. He’s beaming.

Him: Oh!! A BABY!!

He leans out the window to see her, he waves at her enthusiastically, it’s honest.

Him: Hello little girl! HELLO!

He isn’t handicapped, he’s just into the baby, I…

Posted on June 14, 2010 via eject with 111 notes

Source: kellyoxford
1. arroganttwat liked this
2. ebojla liked this
3. mymojosodope liked this
4. dlodewyk reblogged this from kellyoxford
5. deutschstream liked this
6. eddieatthegov reblogged this from kellyoxford
7. hollow-horse reblogged this from kellyoxford
8. whileyouweregone liked this
9. blair reblogged this from kellyoxford
10. graceyu liked this
11. amandastaller liked this
12. alicerabbit liked this
13. ctlr liked this
14. fannylemon liked this
15. rubdown liked this
16. leighjwright reblogged this from kellyoxford
17. leighjwright liked this
18. b2squared liked this
19. sharco liked this
20. leadinmyfeet liked this
21. teenage--scream liked this
22. bestmatedonnanoble reblogged this from kellyoxford
23. jordanburch reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
  
  followed Kelly Oxford
24. writtenswordss liked this
25. whatisstoppingyou reblogged this from kellyoxford
26. brianparkr liked this
27. shady-assassin reblogged this from alilmacktruck
28. sheatsb liked this
29. macdavis reblogged this from kellyoxford
30. joey liked this
31. kellypollack liked this
32. plasticfangs liked this
33. adamrocks liked this
34. jarrettgreen liked this
35. anaesthete liked this
36. timothompson liked this
37. icanblogbullets liked this
38. gorgeousnerd liked this
39. witofastaircase liked this
40. witofastaircase reblogged this from kellyoxford
41. lamb liked this
42. blackhillsbill liked this
43. impeccablepeccadillo liked this
44. mattgorman liked this
45. invisiblebee reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
  
  this story hit home.
46. dubiousmerchant reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
  
  should read this. Remember...lucky you are. And Kelly Oxford, you’re not
47. phoenix138 reblogged this from kellyoxford
48. alilmacktruck reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
  
  day that you even had...conversation with...kids. Now go...